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OH NO: Madonna Has Been Robbed

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Madonna’s 50 Year Old Ass has been stolen and she is offering a $20,000 reward for its return. People close to her say she’s imagining things and that her ass never existed for anyone to steal but Madonna insists she did at one time have some semblance of on ass. Witnesses report Madonna’s ass was last seen in her 1982 video “Get Into the Groove.” To her credit, sans ass, Madonna looks amazing for a 50 year old white woman. id=

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