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DIRTY Joke of the Day

THE VIBRATOR…….

AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER’S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED:

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU ?’

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: ‘MOM, I’M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I’LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! ,
AND LEAVE ME .’

THE NEXT , THE GIRL’S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE
OTHER OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID:

‘DAD I’M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS
I’LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.’

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE ROOM.

SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH,
DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE . THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: ‘WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?’

THE HUSBAND REPLIED: ‘I’M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-.’